At Last, the Truth! CIA releases controversial Kennedy Files!

The US government has just courageously allowed the release of the CIA's hitherto classified Kennedy Files. The documents enter the public domain in a form far less redacted than any other incriminating document in US history.

All but one page were mislaid when an employee, whilst innocently repairing a flamethrower, accidentally set fire to twelve filing cabinets in the basement of the George Bush Centre for Intelligence (sic) in Langley Virginia. The fire accidentally destroyed three tons of unimportant documents that were being kept in a vault in the centre of a minefield. Nevertheless, this marks a new era of unprecedented openness and honesty on the part of the CIA and its subordinates and field operatives such as Presidents and other minions. We are pleased to be the first to bring you this controversial documents. here it is: