Breaking News: Armed French Police Surround Man with Beard

by Steve Cook 

French police today arrested a man after he terrorised a beach in a suspected Muslim outrage. Read the full story here


Government to Borrow Money to Get out of Debt

by Steve Cook

Ministers today reassured the nation that the government's plans for getting the economy back on track after it got derailed in 1796, "cannot fail" and "nothing could possibly go wrong".