Brexit Booster for British Space Programme

Major toy manufacturer to sponsor innovative attempt to reach Moon before Richard Branson!

The Britsh space effort, which last year put a Chimpanzee on the Isle of Wight, has today received a massive post-Brexit shot in the arm.

At Last, the Truth! CIA releases controversial Kennedy Files!

The US government has just courageously allowed the release of the CIA's hitherto classified Kennedy Files. The documents enter the public domain in a form far less redacted than any other incriminating document in US history.

Vladimir Putin to Flood the West with Marmite Substitute

Tesco's recent refusal to stock Marmite has ignited a firestorm of fury that threatens to tear civilisation apart. It started when Swiss company Unilever owned up to being Marmite's manufacturer.

Global Shortage Threatens the Economy

by Steve Cook

The government was left reeling with shock today, its plans for economic recovery in tatters, with the discovery of a global shortage of ruthless dictators.

The ruthless dictator scarcity looks set to hit the economy of the United States the hardest, as it relies on a regular supply of demented megalomaniacs to keep the wheels of industry turning.

Galaxy Quest meets The VIcar of Dibley

My short novel, The Cutter Files: Alien Incursion was reviewed in the Summer 2017 edition of Ingen/e magazine. Here is an excerpt:

"This is no War of the Worlds or Independence Day, more like Galaxy Quest meets The Vicar of Dibley.

Security Agencies Crack Down on Home Baking

by Steve Cook
Security services the world over are on high alert in the aftermath of the recent Airport Cupcake Scare in the United States, in which a “woman” was caught red-handed trying to bring two cupcakes aboard a plane at Las Vegas airport.

Heartbroken Leatherhead Man Jilted by Sex Doll

by Steve Cook 
Distraught Arthur Mental (49) of Leatherhead in Surrey to sue the PerviDo Corporation for a sum experts have described as “undisclosed yet probably ridiculous” . . . Read the full story here

Mental Health Shock!

by Steve Cook
Millions of Journalists and Politicians Diagnosed with CLD as Mental Health Epidemic Spreads. Read full story here

Millions of Voters in Plot to Rig Election, Shock!

by Steve Cook
An investigation has today been launched in an effort to get to the bottom of the latest election-rigging scandal. Read the article here.

Breaking News: Armed French Police Surround Man with Beard

by Steve Cook 

French police today arrested a man after he terrorised a beach in a suspected Muslim outrage. Read the full story here


Government to Borrow Money to Get out of Debt

by Steve Cook

Ministers today reassured the nation that the government's plans for getting the economy back on track after it got derailed in 1796, "cannot fail" and "nothing could possibly go wrong".

Global Shortage Threatens the Economy

The government was left reeling with shock today, its plans for economic recovery in tatters, with the discovery of a global shortage of ruthless dictators. Read more . . .
Digital Carnage under Threat Say Experts. A government spokesperson has predicted that World War Three will be fought and won from a laptop in a bedsit in Melton Mowbray. This follows an earlier report in www.telegraph.co.uk/news on 9/1/13 in which the Commons Defence Committee warned a shocked and armchair-bound nation that, “The armed forces are now so dependent on information technology that their ability to operate could be ‘fatally compromised’ by a sustained cyber attack.”  . . . See More

Airport Cupcake Scare

Security Agencies Crack Down on Home Baking
In the wake of a recent security scare in which a “woman” was caught red handed trying tobring two cupcakes aboard a plane at Las Vegas airport, security services the world over are now on the alert for attempts by “people” to smuggle bread crumbs, scones, vanilla essence, waffles and other bomb-making equipment aboard aircraft. . . Read more

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Europe Introduces New National Anthem - Nobody Outraged
Shock News from the Brussels is that the European Empire – whose name was changed last week from the “European Union” by the ruling Reichsbank in Frankfurt, a move that will be announced to the public in early 2059 – has now made mandatory the adoption by all Subject Peoples (formerly known as Member States) of a new national anthem. When edict 15965645-0990853489 comes into force in 2014 . . . read more